PHOTO PROMPT © Douglas M. MacIlroy
I should’ve known that bird would be trouble.
On the way home from the pet store: “Hurry up Bi#$@!”
I jumped. Why do I go for charming rogues? He’d shown no signs of this tendency at the store. Figures.
At home: “I’m f*&%^g hungry!”
Geez, he reminded me of my ex, Wade. We hadn’t spoken in years. Was this a reincarnation?
This went on for weeks. He’d eye me while eating his food, and blurt out “b*&^%” one more time.
No woman should put up with this. I sold him for two bucks in a garage sale. As is.
*100 words*
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A foul-mouthed bird! Delightfully different from everything else I’ve read this week!
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Thanks, Keith! I enjoyed yours, as well.
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Two bucks! I would’ve given him away…
That was great!
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Thanks, Dale. As is!
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Haha! That was good.
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Who taught him to talk like that! Good fun.
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Thanks, Iain!
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A different take. Enjoyed reading this.
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Thank you for stopping by!
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Made me laugh 🙂
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Glad to hear it!
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Really liked this, especially the ending!
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There is a recourse!
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I want to feel sorry for them both but not sure which one deserves my sympathy the most. Well done.
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Thank you!
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